God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
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the night ended with taco bell and tears
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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