woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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