Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
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They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
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I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
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