I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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