4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
So much rum. So many feels.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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