So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
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Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
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They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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