Just fell off a train. Bad.
its not stalking. its research.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
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My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
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I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
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