ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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