It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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