It's Friday. Sex?
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
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The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
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All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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