sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
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Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
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I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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