The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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