so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
did i just pee glitter
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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