I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Randomize
