Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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