Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
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I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
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You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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