I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
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Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
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I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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