when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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