how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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