It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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