I swear she didn't look like that last week.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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