I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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