I don't think brook has ever known best
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
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You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
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We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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