So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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