It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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