i permit you to call me
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
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When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
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If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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