Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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