Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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