I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
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Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
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antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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