talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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