Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Randomize
