What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
is that a dick in a sweater?
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
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