I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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