Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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