He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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