Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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