i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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