it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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