Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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