Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
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what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
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I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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