We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
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How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
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Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
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