Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
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I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
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I will pee on everything he values.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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