There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
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i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
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Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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