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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
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The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
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Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
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You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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