sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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