My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
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