if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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