So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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