I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
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