oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
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I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
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Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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