too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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