Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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