Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
