Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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