I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
foreskin is a definite game changer
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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