My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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